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Sunday, December 09, 2012
The Zombie Apocalypse drives gun sales...
By Jack Brummet, 2nd Amendment Editor
Is fear driving the sales of guns? People reacting to the Batman massacre, or other mass shootings? As it turns out, folks are just preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Is fear driving the sales of guns? People reacting to the Batman massacre, or other mass shootings? As it turns out, folks are just preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse.
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Saturday, December 08, 2012
Alien Lore No. 241 - UFO crash in Japan?
By Jack Brummet, Unexplained Phenomena Editor
Several web sites and blogs, including In Other Newz, are posting articles on an alleged report on Nippon Television December 5th that “an Unidentified Flying Object, went down off the coast of Okinawa, an island at the southern tip of Japan. Several news crews, along with police and emergency vehicles, rushed to the scene just in time to see the UFO sink into the water, according to multiple sources.”
“We saw something like a small vessel with a dome slowly submerge into the water as we arrived at the scene,” said Okinawa Prefecture Police Chief Hideki Suzuki. “We clearly saw smoke rising from it as it went down. There was a tremendous amount of steam generated as it disappeared into the depths of the ocean. We anticipate investigating the vessel as soon as we get the equipment we need to raise it from the water.”
The reports also claim that a recovery mission is underway: "The Japanese Navy has already cordoned off the immediate vicinity of the crash and is preparing to send divers into the water to get a glimpse of the vessel and take photos for salvaging purposes. No doubt, the Navy will be heavily involved in bringing the UFO up from the depths of the ocean."
A photograph "released by the Japanese navy" shows the vessel submerged underwater, with a possible power source still glowing brightly atop the aircraft’s dome..
Another web web site points out that the the photo looks suspiciously like this Google street view image of Jacksonville, Texas. Does this image below confirm that this is just another hoax?
photo purportedly released by the Japanese Navy
Several web sites and blogs, including In Other Newz, are posting articles on an alleged report on Nippon Television December 5th that “an Unidentified Flying Object, went down off the coast of Okinawa, an island at the southern tip of Japan. Several news crews, along with police and emergency vehicles, rushed to the scene just in time to see the UFO sink into the water, according to multiple sources.”
“We saw something like a small vessel with a dome slowly submerge into the water as we arrived at the scene,” said Okinawa Prefecture Police Chief Hideki Suzuki. “We clearly saw smoke rising from it as it went down. There was a tremendous amount of steam generated as it disappeared into the depths of the ocean. We anticipate investigating the vessel as soon as we get the equipment we need to raise it from the water.”
The reports also claim that a recovery mission is underway: "The Japanese Navy has already cordoned off the immediate vicinity of the crash and is preparing to send divers into the water to get a glimpse of the vessel and take photos for salvaging purposes. No doubt, the Navy will be heavily involved in bringing the UFO up from the depths of the ocean."
A photograph "released by the Japanese navy" shows the vessel submerged underwater, with a possible power source still glowing brightly atop the aircraft’s dome..
Another web web site points out that the the photo looks suspiciously like this Google street view image of Jacksonville, Texas. Does this image below confirm that this is just another hoax?
A Google street view image taken in Texas
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Friday, December 07, 2012
The Seattle Police humorously blog about legal marijuana
By Jack Brummet, Seattle Metro Editor
The Seattle Police Department blog, which has been way out front of the legalized pot issue since the beginning, released their temporary enforcement policy today. And they capped it with a picture of the Dude from The Big Lebowski. Read their entire blog post here.
Some choice tidbits:
The Seattle Police Department blog, which has been way out front of the legalized pot issue since the beginning, released their temporary enforcement policy today. And they capped it with a picture of the Dude from The Big Lebowski. Read their entire blog post here.
Some choice tidbits:
"Does this mean you should flagrantly roll up a mega-spliff and light up in the middle of the street? No. If you’re smoking pot in public, officers will be giving helpful reminders to folks about the rules and regulations under I-502 (like not smoking pot in public)."
"the police department believes that, under state law, you may responsibly get baked, order some pizzas and enjoy a Lord of the Rings marathon in the privacy of your own home, if you want to."
"In the meantime, in keeping with the spirit of I-502, the department’s going to give you a generous grace period to help you adjust to this brave, new, and maybe kinda stoned world we live in."
"As we’ve told you here on the Blotter, if you’re over 21, then starting December 6th you can use marijuana, and possess marijuana—up to an ounce of marijuana buds, 16 ounces of solid marijuana-infused product, like cookies, or 72 ounces of infused liquid, like oil."
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Thursday, December 06, 2012
Wednesday, December 05, 2012
In 20 minutes, in Washington State, 4/20 is now 24/7
By Mona Goldwater, Social Mores Editor
Not rain on the parade of the far more important step forward in Washington State of marriage for everyone, but curiously at midnight both "same sex" marriage and marijuana became legal in the state where I now live. Now, maybe next year we can repeal the second amendment.
Not rain on the parade of the far more important step forward in Washington State of marriage for everyone, but curiously at midnight both "same sex" marriage and marijuana became legal in the state where I now live. Now, maybe next year we can repeal the second amendment.
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As of midnight, in Washington State, the term same sex marriage becomes obsolete
By Pablo Fanque, Washington State Editor
As of midnight, in Washington State, the term same sex marriage becomes obsolete. The proper term is now marriage. Period.
Sam
As of midnight, in Washington State, the term same sex marriage becomes obsolete. The proper term is now marriage. Period.
Sam
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