Friday, February 28, 2014

Karl Rove's dirty trick on John McCain

By Pablo Fanque, national affairs ed.


I recently revised and reprinted an article on Dick Tuck, the master of dirty tricks.  In the course of writing that, I ran into some other famous dirty tricks.  One of the most famous occurred in LBJ's early days on the campaign trail.


In one of his early congressional campaigns, Lyndon B. Johnson told one of his aides to spread the story that Johnson's opponent f****d pigs. The aide responded "Christ, Lyndon, we can't call the guy a pigf***er. It isn't true." To which LBJ replied "Of course it ain't true, but I want to make the son-of-a-bitch deny it." 

A fairly recent dirty trick that never got the attention it deserved is Karl V. Rove’s onslaught against Senator John McCain, who was running for President in the primaries against his boss, George W. Bush.  In 2000, John McCain won the New Hampshire primary and polls showed him ahead in South Carolina. McCain was on the verge of halting Bush's march to the White House and would likely become the nominee.

Rove chose one of the oldest weapons in the book of dirty tricks—the whisper campaign (see sidebar above).  A whisper campaign is spreading malicious and/or embarrassing rumors about your opponent, while making sure the rumors aren't actually traceable back to your campaign.

Two weeks before the election, pamphlets began appearing under windshields at candidate debates with a picture of McCain and his adopted Bangladeshi daughter.  The pamphlets alleged that McCain had an illegitimate African-American daughter.  This charge would cost him votes in a state that had never fully embraced desegregation.

Shortly after the pamphlet bombardment, anonymous pollsters began calling local Republicans to ask if they would be more or less likely to vote for McCain if he were mentally unstable because of his imprisonment as a POW in Vietnam.

McCain was so pissed off about the attacks that he confronted President Bush in person to demand that he stop; when Bush denied responsibility, McCain replied, “Don’t give me that s**t!” By Election Day, McCain's lead had vaporized and Bush won by 11 points.

With no realistic way now to nail down the nomination, McCain dropped out.  He never forgave Bush for the attacks on his family and wartime heroics.  He got his shot eventually, and went on with his VP nominee Sara Palin to get whipped by BHO.

Related:

Dick Tuck, American Prankster Hero
Teardrops: Glenn Beck, Anthony Weiner, John Boehner and remembering back to when Edmund Muskie's crying speech ended his Presidential campaign
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Dean Ericksen preparing for Cosplay

By Mona Goldwater, Cosplay ed.


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Drawing: Faces #636 - persons of interest

by Jack Brummet

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Thursday, February 27, 2014

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Paintings: Faces #632 and #633: Portrait of Chou En-Lai

By Jack Brummet

I have had the second picture on the wall for years.  But today when I took it down to bring it to my office, I discovered I had done another painting on the back.

This silk poster was originally a portrait of Chou En-Lai.  I transformed it into the man with flaming hair.  But on the obverse side, I worked on the image of Chou En Lai.  And here it is, years later.

[Pen, ink,acrylic paint and brass buttons on Communist Party silk print of Chou En-Lai]






detail of above, showing the weave of silk

The other side:

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Monday, February 24, 2014

20 funny accident descriptions from car insurance customers

By Jack Brummet, Legal Ed.




These accident descriptions are fairly ubiquitous on the internet, with various claims about where they were found.  They are often said to be first hand from a car insurance company's files.  It is impossible to determine the original source.
  • The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
  • The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
  • I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it.
  •  I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
  • A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
  • A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
  • The guy was all over the road.  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
  • I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
  • In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
  • I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home.  As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision.  I did not see the other car.
  • I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.
  • I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
  • As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.  I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
  • To avoid hitting the front bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
  • My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
  • An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
  • I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
  • I was sure that the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the roadway when I struck him.
  • Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
  • I saw the slow moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
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Painting: Tilt-a-whirl

By Jack Brummet

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