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Gay British man becomes switch-hitter with a goat

Goat Boy Stephen Hall's friends "are all joking with me about it.
I have never done anything like this before."

The Sun today reported that a man having sex with a goat was witnessed by riders on a passenger train in England. The unemployed Stephen Hall, roped the female goat and proceeded to have sex with her, as "dozens of passengers watched". . .and began calling the Constabulary with their cell phones.

He was soon arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section (their dog sex crimes unit?!).

A Police Inspector, Dave Crinnion, said "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

Hall, who is gay, said: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it. "

Editors note: He says he's gay. But he's rodgering a female goat. Was he experimenting with gender, or was she just the slowest? Does this make him bisexual? Or did she just happen to be the slowest goat?

Since it was heterosex, more or less, and no one perished, it won't have the legs the stories about our local Enumclaw man did. Nearly a year later, at least a dozen people a day Google [tm] into here looking for Enumclaw+beastiality...
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The German Chancellor's bum has the krauts in an uproar

A picture of German Chancellor Angela Merkel's tush in a British newspaper has triggered an uproar in the German government and press.

The notoriously bottom-feeding British Sun reproduced photos of Merkel on vacation, showing her from the back changing into a bathing suit.

A government spokesman accused the Sun of voyeurism. A newspaper promised that the Germans would thrash the Brits for this in the World Cup.


"I'm Big in the Bumdestag," was the Sun caption.
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Secretary Donald Rumsfeld arrested, reportedly taken to the laughing academy

In a bizarre incident at The White House Tueday afternoon, Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was taken into custody and has reportedly been placed in a secure government mental health treatment facility in Maryland. The incident occurred at around 4:30 EDT.

According to sources in The Administration, Rumsfeld arrived at The West Wing and demanded to speak with President George W. Bush. The Secretary was refused entrance by the new Chief Of Staff, Joshua B. Bolten. A shouting match ensued in which Donald Rumsfeld accused the Chief Of Staff of cutting him off. "This is not what The President would want! I won't be shoved aside by some pissant bureaucrat!" Rumsfeld shouted as he charged past office workers and attempted to break down the doors to the Oval Office.

White House security, summoned by Bolten, were on the scene within seconds, and took the Secretary into custody. He was ushered into a government S.U.V., and taken to a, thus far, undisclosed location. The White House press office refused comment on the incident, saying the incident would be discussed in the morning's press briefing.
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Alien Lore 72 - The 1966 Beaver County UFO

"The case was closed and never reopened," according to Brian Seese's, in his book "Unexplained Events in Beaver County."

In late 1966, a NICAP investigator assigned to the case, delivered his final report to his Washington, D.C., supervisor, Richard Hall, who in turn gave it to Dr. Edward Condon

"I personally hand-carried a copy of Weitzel's very thick and extremely well-documented report to Dr. Edward Condon," Hall said. Dr. Condon, you may remember from Alien Lore No. 32: The Condon Report - The Study That Killed Project Blue Book And All (Admitted) Government Research On UFOs And Alien Visitors. He was the guy who helped kill all government research into UFOs and The Greys.

"Years later, I learned to my astonishment that he never turned over the case to his staff, and it gathered dust in his personal files," Hall said. It never appeared in the report Condon made to Congress, even though it was one of the UFO incidents most ripe for further research. The government report instead focused on the cases like Roswell, that could never be proved or verified.

"Maj. Hector Quintanilla tried to pass it off as a sighting of the planet Venus and an earth satellite," said Hall.

Project Blue Book files would show the final status of the incident, Hall said. But the real truth behind Blue Book may never be known. As you may remember, the government shut down Project Blue Book in 1972. Or, at least, they quit talking about it.

Dozens of sites, most pointing to a government cover-up, recount the sightings of April 17, 1966.

Deputy Sheriff Dale F. Spaur and Posse Member W. L. Neff made the following statement about the interstate UFO chase in a report to the National Investigation Committee On Aerial Phenomena.

"On April 17, 1966, at about 5:00 AM, the undersigned, Dale F. Spaur and Barney (W. L) Neff, were patrolling the southeast portion of Portage County, Ohio. We had been hearing radio traffic about a UFO near Portage County. We found an abandoned car on the berm on Rt. 224 between Atwater and Randolph. We left our car to routinely investigate this vehicle. Spaur noticed a light over the trees on the hill next to the berm, and called Neff's attention to it. As we watched, the light came closer and a large, self-illuminated object was seen as its source. The object came directly overhead and hovered above us. Its light lit up the ground where we were standing, and our cruiser, P-13. It was too bright to look at without hurting the eyes.

"We got into our car and radioed that we had spotted the UFO. During that time, it began moving away from us. We followed it down 224 onto Rt. 14, to the Ohio-Pennsylvania border, and into Pennsylvania on Rt. 51; then through Rochester, Pa., and on Rt. 65, up to Conway, where we stopped.

"As we passed East Palestine, Ohio, Patrolman Wayne Huston, of the East Palestine Police, joined in our pursuit. In Conway, Pa., Officer Frank Panzanella met us where we stopped, and we stood with him watching the object as it hovered and then rose, twice, in a rapid climb. The object seemed 30-45 feet across, and 18-24 feet high. The light it gave off lit up the ground over the road and over fields as we pursued it. At first it was about 150 feet up; then it rose to around 1000 feet. During the chase it changed altitude and direction, maneuvered smoothly, had a sort of dome-shaped top, and at times showed a projection on the top part, near the trailing edge. Not all of it was self-illuminated; part of the top trailing portion looked metallic; not shiny,
but satiny.

"At times we measured its speed over the ground at about 103 miles per hour. At one point, near Rochester, we lost it while getting through a bridge-underpass area, but when we emerged, it had come down lower and seemed to have waited for us; it went off fast ahead again then. We were, and are, sure we were not chasing an illusion, or seeing a reflection, star, planet, or similar still object. "

Signed:
Dale Spauer
William Neff
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Who lives on earth?

According to the organization Business For Diplomatic Action, if you shrank the earth’s population to a village of only 100 people and maintained all the existing human ratios, there would be:

61 from Asia
21 from China
17 from India
13 from Africa
12 from Europe
5 from the U.S.
1 from Australia and New Zealand
Of those. . .


22 speak a Chinese dialect, 18
of whom speak Mandarin
9 speak English
8 speak Hindi


And there would be. . .


50 females
50 males


Their religious affiliation would be:


32 Christians
68 non-Christians, 15
of whom are nonreligious
19 Muslims
6 Buddhists
1 Jew


And there would be. . .


30 who have enough to eat
88 old enough to read, 17
of whom cannot read at all
1 teacher
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Alien Lore 71 - FDR & The UFO over Los Angeles

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Following the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Japanese Navy on December 7, 1941, America prepared for war in the Pacific. The West Coast was the most likely target. When I was young, I remember seeing the pictures of the Boeing plant with houses, trees, and city life painted on the roof.

We also used barrage balloons at strategic places along the coast. The balloon is attached to the ground with metal cables, that entangle airplanes, hopefully, the propellers. Some of the balloons carried explosive charges that were pulled up against the aircraft, exploding directly against the plance. The West Coast was considered the most likely spot for a Japanese invasion or attack; in the end in fact, there was only one attack against the West Coast


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The government established an Air Warden program, and also established blackout procedures, like those being used in the war in Europe.

February 25, 1942, just after two in the morning, air raid sirens were activated and Los Angeles, California was blacked out. People scrambled from their beds in a panic. Thousands of Air Raid Wardens charged to their posts. Something was heading toward L.A., and it was presumed that it was a Japanese attack.


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As the UFO began approaching the city, the 37th Coast Artillery Brigade began firing anti-aircraft guns at the target. They kept shelling the UFO for an hour. The next day it was learned that three people had been killed from anti-aircraft shrapnel; three others people died of heart failure due to panic. In addition, several homes and businesses were destroyed. The air raid alert was called off at 7:21 a.m that morning.

The Army Air Corps 4th Interceptor Command’s aircraft were ready to go throughout the whole ordeal, but orders to scramble were never given. The UFO over Los Angeles was neither Japanese nor a U.S. commercial aircraft.


Thousands of witnesses to the later described the UFO as a large object that remained motionless over the city the entire time it was being shelled. Eventually, the UFO moved slowly toward Santa Monica and then disappeared from view.

That morning's Los Angeles Times headline said “Army Says Alarm Real.”

President Roosevelt had some questions about that one. . .
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The Easter Bunny

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Ninety-four years ago today the RMS Titanic sank

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Ninety-four years ago, on April 15, 1912, the British ocean liner the "unsinkable" Titanic sank into the North Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada after hitting an iceberg. Around 1,500 of its 2,200 passengers and crew went down with the ship or died in the Atlantic.
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President Bush, reacting to yesterday's article on All This Is That, expresses support for Donald Rumsfeld

In an apparent response to yesterday's article in the blog All This Is That, "Rumsfeld, reacting to resignation pressure threatens to expose drug use, sex, and corruption in White House," President Bush on Friday said that Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld "has my full support."

The commander-in-chief's rousing endorsement, in a statement released by the White House while The President was at Camp David, Md., for the weekend was clearly designed to dampen the clamor from retired generals for Rumsfeld's dismissal. Did the President react to prevent the embarrassing disclosures hinted at by the Secretary yesterday?

Curiously, All This Is That was the only web site, blog, or traditional media outlet to carry yesterday's dramatic threats by Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld.
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Poem: Making Room

First, God issued me a soul,
And yelled to the drummers
"Let it roll!"

And down down down I went
Within hours, my twig was bent.
Within years, I'd be paying rent.

For what it was worth,
I crowned on earth
And was showing signs

Of showing signs
So they checked to see
If my eyes aligned.

Before I was allowed to bloom,
They had to fill another tomb.
Out with the bad

And in with the good,
They had to make room.
I understood.
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[Revised from a poem originally published in 1982. The poem first appeared in Scape Magazine, New York City, 1982]

Rumsfeld, reacting to resignation pressure threatens to expose drug use, sex, and corruption in White House

During an informal talk with the press Thursday afternoon, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumseld made a veiled threat to the White House to back off on calls for his resignation. Two more retired U.S. generals called for Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to resign on Thursday, claiming the architect of the U.S. war strategy in Iraq should be held accountable for the chaos enveloping Iraq. A total of six retired generals have now called for Rumsfeld to step down.

"I don't know where this f***ing s**t is all coming from. How high up? You know you've got to watch your back around this town, " the Secretary told reporters. "For all I know, these Generals were put up to this by some overzealous, coked up mid-level staffers. "

"Maybe not," he said, responding to a question from Phil Ronson of the Mutual News Syndicate, "but someone up there had a hand in this. You can bet your ass it's not coming from the Pentagon. Try Foggy Bottom or The White House."

The Secretary continued, "Whoever is responsble for these generals holding forth, well, maybe they just don't know who they're f***ing with!"

Later in the conversation, the Secretary mused "Do you know how many skeletons I could rattle around here, with the parties and dope. . .the escort services, kiddie porn, wife swapping, the bondage crap? There was even a snuff movie making the rounds. Not to mention people with their hands in the till. If this s**t doesn't stop right now, it'll be a green light for me to tell everything I know. And it doesn't end with quote, high officials, unquote. It goes right to the top. But let's drop the subject. I've probably already said too much for now. "

When pressed, the Secretary declined to elaborate on his stunning allegations. "Believe me, you'll all know when the time comes. If it comes to that, you'll won't find me going 'gentle into the good night.' I don't know who put these generals up to this," he said, "but I will."

White House officials have previously leaked stories (wishful thinking?, a message?) claiming that Rumsfeld would leave the Admininstration in early 2006 (see December 8, 2005 All This Is That). The White House has recently and frequently been forced to defend a man who has been a lightning rod for criticism over the Iraq war--the same war that is largely responsible for President Bush's plummeting approval ratings.

Other recent articles about Sectary Rumsfeld appearing in All This Is That:

Five new Rumsfeld Poems
Poem: Clarity By Donald Rumsfeld
Poem: Those Glass Boxes By Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
The Poetry Of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Part 3::::::That's Life
The Poetry of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld VI:::::Predicting The Future
The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld VIII::::::Litany: What I Don't Do
The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld IX::::::Accuracy
The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld X:::::::::Where Is Osama bin Laden?
The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld XI:::::::::Existence, Evidence, Absence
The Poetry of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld XIV::::::::The Unknown
New Rumsfeld Poems From The Dec. 6, 2005 Defense Dept. Briefing
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