Alien Lore. No. 174 - Happy Belated UFO Day a) "Proof" that aliens do exist, that we met them on the moon, and how they asked us not to return, and b) The New York Times reports no one seems to really care much anymore about UFO sightings

First,  happy and belated UFO Day. UFO Day inspired John Schwartz to publish an article on the decline of  UFO sightings (Out of This World, Out of Our Minds).  The New York Times printed the article last weekend.

Contrary to popular alien lore, NASA did go to the moon, but were told to never come back. Thanks to Jeff Clinton for pointing out this video, which, naturally, delves deeply into conspiracy and cover-up theories.

"...sightings rarely capture the popular imagination. Now that cellphone cameras are all but ubiquitous, there isn’t a moment that can’t be snapped — so if the truth really were out there, we’d see it. And we haven’t."

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RyanAir liked our suggestions so much they now propose pay toilets and standing room "seating" (but will not be offering the Crisco)

By Jack Brummet, Social Mores Editor
& Pablo Fanque, National Affairs Editor

Earlier this year, All This Is That published a satire piece about an airline (Spirit Air) that was about to begin charging for seat belts and restroom use.  Four years ago, we published another satire "Airlines consider offering standing room and Crisco in lieu of seats ."  What earlier seemed completely absurd  has come to pass. 

" 'As you know,' the source told our national affairs editor Pablo Fanque, 'we have positioned ourselves as the 'ultra low-cost' airline (ULCC). It wasn't much of a leap to go from charging for carry-on bags to charging for other, well, services.' The source disclosed that Spirit Airlines is about to impose a modest ($5.00) fee for seat belt rentals on all flights."

The Daily Mail recently reported that RyanAir is thinking about not only pay toilets, but is also considering standing room "seating."  Ryanair travellers would "perch on a narrow shelf and lean against a flat padded backboard. They would be restrained with a strap stretching over their shoulder, the budget airline said." 

Ryanair plans to replace the back ten rows of seats on its fleet with 15 rows of vertical seating.  In addition, the airline, at the same time, announced they will begin charging a fee for use of the toilets on their aircraft.

All This Is That pages cited in this article:   

http://jackbrummet.blogspot.com/2006/04/airlines-consider-offering-standing.html
http://jackbrummet.blogspot.com/2010/04/spirit-airlines-to-institute-pay.html

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Digital Art by Jack Brummet: Hotspot!

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The Internet, according to Prince, is "completely over"

In a strange interview (which is not in itself all that shocking), Prince recently told Peter Willis of The Daily Mirror that the Internet is "completely over."  Prince has even pulled the plug on his own website, and does not allow YouTube,  iTunes, Amazon, or any other digital service to carry his music. 

"You must come and listen to the album.  I hope you like it. It's great that it will be free to readers of your newspaper. I really believe in finding new ways to distribute my music."

"He explains that he decided the album will be released in CD format only in the Mirror. There'll be no downloads anywhere in the world because of his ongoing battles against Internet abuses."

The short article is pretty fascinating, and while Prince's music seems as strong as ever, he does seem a touch, uh, flighty.  Let's just say that Peter Willis flew a long way for this interview, but he pretty much takes it in stride.  Check out the full article at the Mirror web site. 

"The internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won't pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can't get it.

 "The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good.

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Not exactly contrition--Lindsay Lohan hides an "F*** You" between the lines at her sentencing

By Pablo Fanque         
National Affairs Editor  


While actress and human train-wreck Lindsay Lohan was crying and making a passionate speech to a California judge about her respect for the court and how she was taking full responsibility, she was, at the same time, sending a hidden message written on her middle fingernail: "F**k U."

This may not have been the most convincing way to demonstrate remorse over violating parole,  although there is no indication the judge noticed before she threw the book at Lohan (90 days in the hoosegow, followed by 90 days of in-patient rehab).
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Four analog/digital drawings by Jack Brummet

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George W. Bush goes out with a bang at his last G-8 Summit

Somehow we missed this when it happened -- At his last G-8 summit in 2008, President George W. Bush's delivered a jaw-dropping farewell to two other leaders.  "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter," he said to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy, punching the air and grinning widely. The two leaders looked on, stunned and in shock.

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Independence Day: Shucking the Devil British Overlords, and celebrating with Fireworks and Firewater

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I hope some of my British friends can explain this curious dessert from England that I saw in my local grocery store this week. I suspect it has appeared in some Monty Python and Benny Hill bits at some time or other...

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Random photos from our trip to the Methow

click to enlarge - my latest niece, Olivia Jane Sanchez

Olivia's brother Otis Valentino - click to enlarge

Cowboy sculpture in downtown Winthrop - click to enlarge

Cool water rolling around a rocky sandbar in the Methow River - click to enlarge

Taxidermy lined up atop the feeezer cases at the Twisp Grocery Store - click to enlarge

More taxidermy at the Twisp Grocery Store - click to enlarge

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Dean Ericksen with Old Glory

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Throwing The Bums Out Does Not Mean Replacing Them With Teabaggers

by Pablo Fanque
All This Is That National Affairs Editor

As we vote in the mid-terms, or to fill Congressional replacement seats left by the deceased, those politicians caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man, and the recently indicted or convicted, we need to remember that throwing the bums out, while often an excellent idea, is less of a good idea when you replace them with one issue bozos, tea-party cranks, and charlatans and mountebanks masquerading as reformers and agents of change.

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