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Monday, May 17, 2010

Alien Lore. No. 172 - Is The Voyager 2 overrun with Greys 8.5 billion miles from earth?



Thanks to Jeff Clinton...for the alien lore news tip. 

Hartwig Hausdorf, an author of several books and German UFO expert recently said that a NASA spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens, who are now attempting to contact Earth.

Hausdorf claims that Voyager 2, an un-manned probe we fired into space 33 years ago, is transmitting unintelligible signals from aliens who are now attempting to contact Earth.

After the erratic signals from the ship, the Voyager 2 went silent on April 22nd.  NASA told reporters that engineers were working to solve a data transmission fault.  NASA's only comment on the alien story are that the fault is a glitch in the probe's computer memory.  You may remember that Steven Hawking recently warned us to quit trying to contact aliens (because they would likely not arrive here with the noblest of intentions).

Voyager 2 and its twin, Voyager 1, launched in 1977 to explore Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. Thirty years later they are the most distant human-made objects in outer space.  Scientists say that the Voyager 1 is more than 8.5 billion miles from Earth and will soon leave the heliosphere (the sun's bubble) for interstellar space.  Each vessel contain a disk for whoever might find them with music, images, mathematical formulas, cultural artifacts, and greetings in 55 languages. Maybe the Greys didn't like what they saw and heard??   Or it was a Valentine from a planet ripe for plunder.
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Friday, January 07, 2011

Arts & Crafts, take 19: a new take on rice carving

Excellent arts & craft:  Jeff Clinton found this great set of photos (creator unknown, so far) on the inets...sort of a new take on rice carving.  The Elvis in particular is awesome.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Alien Lore. No. 205 - NMA.TV hits another one out of the park: "Roswell Aliens, A Plot By Stalin?"

By Jack Brummet,   Paranormal and Unexplained Phenomena Editor

thanks to Jeff Clinton for the tip!

NMA.TV is one of the most consistently hilarious sites on the entire web.  Yesterday, they once again hit it out of the park with this great take on Roswell, The Greys, and Josef Stalin.  When you watch the video, don't forget to click on the close caption link (the video is not in English).

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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Alien Lore No. 119: The Holloman AFB meeting between President Ike Eisenhower and The Greys



Thanks to Jeff Clinton for pointing this one out. Holloman, of course, has always loomed large in the alien lore world. This is the first time I ever heard about Ike's involvement (the story reminds me of the episode in Dark Skies were President Truman meets with The Greys and then orders the army to shoot down with departing "UFO").



According to Clark C. McClelland, once with the U.S. Space Shuttle Fleet, a UFO landed in front of former U.S. President Eisenhower and other officials at Holloman Aair Force Base. Holloman looms nearly as large as Roswell or Area 51 in Alien Lore.

The old Alamogordo airfield (aka Holloman) had been a training base for heavy bombers. But one day, to the surprise of almost everyone, President Dwight D. Eisenhower landed there.


There was no band or parade--only a few birds calling in the distance. Everyone wondered "why is Ike here? What's going on?" The civilians and military were told that while the president was here, this would be a "business as usual" day.



Whatever was happening would happen was as far away as it could be from the base. Little could be seen unless one had a vantage point and binoculars. Soon, the radar officers gave instructions to shut off all radar. He had turned base operations over to his deputy base commander as long as the President was here. He felt it his duty to be with him with no distractions.

A phone rang in the tower with a report of two UFOs passing over Range Road 12. A minute later, the bogies were over Range Road 7, just a few minutes from the runway. Men in the tower swung their glasses to the north in the morning haze.

Something glinted in the sun, and then something else just below it. Now, a report came in of a third bogie five minutes behind the first two. The tower personnel who did not know what these were, were stunned. The objects had no tails, no wings, and no motors. They were just round objects heading toward the president's plane. They reported the objects, logged them and did their job which was "business as usual." The two objects stopped 300 feet over Air Force One, and then one touched about 200 feet ahead of the plane.

The other UFO hovered above the buildings over the tarmac. The disc had a good vantage point of anything that might come towards the president's plane and the UFO on the ground. Most people who saw or heard about the two craft at the base that day did not believe they were ET, but possibly new Russian or German innovations.

After the UFO landed in front of Air Force One, a man (whom people assumed was the President), came to the doorway of the plane, and approached the saucer on the ground. The man walked up the ramp, stood at the opening, shook hands with someone, and went inside.

Observers thought the President was inside the UFO about 45 minutes. When he emerged from the craft, he walked towards Air Force One. Most observers believed it was President Ike. Many of the witnesses recognized that famous bald pate and his stiff military walk.
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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Alien Lore No. 243 - The 5 Hour Alien Video that may or may not exist


By Jack Brummet, Unexplained Phenomena/Alien Lore Editor

[thanks for the news tip to Jeff Clinton]


purported screen grab from the five hour video
"The 5 Hour Video" (unofficially named by Anonymous?) was first mentioned on various underground sites (known sometimes as the "deep web").  The sites discuss a  five hour long video with footage of aliens (including the murder of aliens) that was found on that murky deep web.  Many people involved in the contentious discussions around this video believe there is no video at all.
However, many people claim to have seen the video, although it has never shown up online (despite multiple search efforts), and the only "evidence" are the several supposed screen captures.  It seems highly unlikely no one has actually been able to track this down.

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Monday, November 22, 2010

Voter Orgasm: A potentially far more effective get out the vote tool than a barrage of robo-calls, or worse...humans in call banks

This ad seems potentially far more effective at getting out the vote than an endless barrage of robo-calls.  Thanks to Jeff Clinton for the suggestion and to the Socialist Catalonian Party for doing it.

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Friday, September 24, 2010

The Time Traveller Unmasked--> the rest of the story

You may have seen this great ad (or its numerous variants) drifting around the Internet sometime over these least few years.  As happens so rarely, we now know the rest of the story!  Or, the rest of the hoax.  Read on. . . [thanks to Jeff Clinton for the news tip]


John Silveira, who worked for Backwoods Home Magazine confected the ad in the first place:  "it first appeared on page 92 of the Sept/Oct 1997 issue of BHM—and I wrote it."

Since it was published 13 years ago, it has been talked about on the Jay Leno show, and in hundreds of other media outlets.  Thousands of people have written to that Post Office Box.  There have been t-shirts, and there has even been a ghost hunter trying to track down the Time Traveller. To read the full story, go here, to Backwoods Home.
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Alien Lore No. 144 - The Fire Officer's Guide To Disaster Control - Chapter 13: ENEMY ATTACK AND UFO POTENTIAL

The Fire Officer's Guide To Disaster Control has been all over the internet recently (thanks to Jeff Clinton for the video link). In most places, including the video below, it is called a FEMA manual. It is in fact not from FEMA (let's face it...they have trouble evacuating cities and saving people from drowning, let alone thinking ahead to alien invasions). FEMA may use it, but it is a standard firefighters reference book, created by respectable firefighter/scholars.

If you're a student of alien lore, you know all of this already. They rehash some of the most famous possible UFO cases, and some of the popular literature and figures of UFOlogy.




In any case, it's fascinating to see this in print, in a respectable, mainstream publication. The now notorious Chapter 13 rehashes some of the most famous UFO cases and theories, as well as many well-known books and articles. The authors point out in the video that it is immaterial whether or not UFOs exist; the issue is that rumors, and false sightings have the potential to create mass panic and disorder.

This has been a banner year for UFO sightings, as well as the many episodes unveiled by the release of the British UFO files that reveal several hitherto obscure cases. Below is Chapter 13 from the book. I did not include the footnotes or bibliography. But if you'd like to see them, jump here.



One reference in the Guide by the author is to the Orson Welles masterpiece "War of the Worlds," a radio broadcast in 1938, that demonstrated that even drama can provoke disaster-like conditions and panic, which in an actual invasion would require response by fire services.

As you know, if you've read a few of All This Is That's series of 150 posts on UFOs and Alien Lore, many people have attributed the widespread blackouts, communication disruptions and other potential disasters such as the 1965 and 1977 (during which I was an NYC resident) power failures that blacked out New York and New England to UFO activity. Power failures associated with UFOs were also reported in Brazil from 1957-1959, in Rome, Italy in 1958, and in Mexico in 1965







CHAPTER 13: ENEMY ATTACK AND UFO POTENTIAL

No residents of the United States, except for Hawaiians, have
experienced an enemy attack on their hometown in this century; some
think they have. The Great Los Angeles Air Raid of February 26, 1942,
began at 2:25 A.M. when the US Army announced the approach of hostile
aircraft and the cities air raid warning system went into effect for
the first time in World War II. "Suddenly the night was rent by
sirens. Searchlights began to sweep the sky. Minutes later gun crews
at Army forts along the coast line began pumping the first of
1,433 rounds of ack-ack into the moonlight. Thousands of volunteer
air raid wardens tumbled from their beds and grabbed their boots and
helmets. Citizens awakened to the screech of sirens and, heedless of
the blackout warning, began snapping on their lights . . . The din
continued for two hours. Finally the guns fell silent. The enemy,
evidently, had been routed. Los Angeles began to taste the
exhilaration of its first military victory. "(1)

THE UFO THREAT--A FACT

In this chapter we will now turn our attention to the very real
threat posed by Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs), whether they exist
or not. The well-documented and highly publicized War of the Worlds
radio drama by Orson Welles shows how even a perceived existence to
alien creatures can cause very real disaster-like conditions and
panic among a given populace. In addition, if the apparent visits by
alien beings and their space vehicles should pose any type of threat,
it will, as always, be the fire service that is called upon to
provide the first line of life-saving defense and disaster mitigation.

KSHE in St. Louis, Missouri was fined $25,000 by the Federal Communications
Commission for broadcasting a mock warning of a nuclear attack during the
Persian Gulf War. The seriousness with which the FCC treated this case is
indicative of the very real panic that can be created from even
illusionary or fictional phenomena. Certainly if these unexplainable
events become more prevalent, the possibility of panic could be even
greater; and again, the fire department will be the agency called
upon to handle the situation.(35) Hence, as we near the year 2000 and
move beyond, any comprehensive disaster plan should address the
potential for panic and other deleterious effects that might befall a
populated area when unexplainable phenomena occur. We will see, as we
continue our discussion in this chapter, that widespread blackouts,
communication disruptions, and other potentially disastrous conditions
have been linked directly to UFO sightings. Hence, fire service
leaders who want to ensure that their disaster planning is complete
will not neglect an appendix to outline those things that could be
done in preparation for the occurrence of such phenomena.

Throughout this book, many of the references to actual events are
based on the experiences of both of the authors. However, in this
area of UFOs and their potential, we are relying largely on the
research and experiences of Charles Bahme. Chuck has made a
considerable study of this subject and is acquiring many publications
and VCR tapes to augment his library on this and related phenomena.
His interest in UFOs was greatly heightened when Congress in 1969
adopted a law (14 CFR Ch. V Part 1211--Extraterrestrial Exposure)
which gave the NASA Administrator the arbitrary discretion to
quarantine under armed guard any object, person, or other form of
life which has been extraterrestrially exposed. The very fact that our
congressmen believed there was a necessity for such drastic authority
made Chuck wonder if they had only our astronauts in mind when they
adopted it. Could it be applied to anyone who has had a UFO
encounter? Whether it has or not is not likely to be a topic for
public dissemination.


UFO DISCUSSION--WHY NOW?

The subject of UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects) was not included in
previous editions of this book. The first edition was the Handbook of
Disaster Control which Chuck personally published in 1952 following
his release from active naval duty in the Korean War. Although his
services in the conflict as Security Coordinator for the Chief of
Naval Operations involved the creation of a worldwide disaster
control organization for the protection of the physical properties of
the Navy, it must be admitted that the directives approved for this
new organization did not reflect any significant concern for a flying
saucer threat to its shore establishment. That was in the 1950s. Now
that we are in the 1990s it is doubtful that the UFO potential would
be brushed off so lightly by our military security forces. This
change of attitude was evidenced as far back as December 24, 1959,
when the Inspector General of the Air Force issued the following
Operations and Training Order: "Unidentified Flying Objects--
sometimes treated lightly by the press and referred to as 'Flying
Saucers'--must be rapidly and accurately identified as serious Air
Force business...."(36)

There is no uncertainty about the reality of the war between nations
on our planet and the disastrous effects of military actions. The 200
sorties flown every hour against Iraq in the Persian Gulf provided
ample evidence of global war's destructive power. On the other hand,
there are many persons who may believe that a discussion of the
theoretical harm that could be caused by a real or imaginary invasion
of UFOs would be 'far out!" But this is not so for the thousands of
witnesses of unexplained aerial phenomena. To them it is also serious
business.

Chuck's interest in UFOs commenced during the early morning hours of
August 26,1942, while he was roller skating from his house to the
nearest fire station a few blocks away; the wail of sirens had
signaled his recall to fire duty, and with the stringent blackout
orders in effect. driving was not wise; besides, it was much more
exciting to be out in the open where he could see the spectacular
aerial "fireworks" that filled the heavens all around him. Few
residents of the U.S. had ever experienced a real or imaginary
invasion of UFOs like that which occurred in what has become known as
"The Los Angeles Air Raid of 1942." The Army announced the approach
of hostile aircraft and the city's air raid warning system went into
effect for the first time in World War II. The defense to this
"attack" is described in dramatic terms in the opening paragraph of
this chapter.

But what enemy had been routed? No one ever knew. All the fire
fighters saw in the sky were the 15 or 20 moving "things" which
seemed to change course at great speed apparently unaffected by the
flak from bursting shells all around them. Rumors that one had been
shot down were never verified, nor was the explanation that these zig-
zagging invaders were weather balloons ever taken seriously. In any
event, for Chuck, that unforgettable episode aroused a continuing
interest in UFOs, rivalling his professional fields of law and fire
protection. The fact that he subsequently was a member of a group
whose sighting of a flight of UFOs was authenticated by airport radar
helped to sustain that interest.

UFO BACKGROUND INFORMATION

With no intention of trying to prove or disprove the authenticity
of the numerous UFO encounters often related by very credible
witnesses including airline and military pilots, astronauts, police
officers, fire fighters, members of Congress, and even a U.S.
President, the balance of this chapter will present a brief history
and nature of UFOs and their alleged occupants; their widespread
sightings over the globe since ancient times; their appearance,
propulsion origin, and possible motives for continuing reconnaissance.

A quick look at some of the classic accounts of encounters
documented in numerous foreign and U.S. publications might help us
judge the magnitude of their threat, if any, to social stability,
and, if deemed desirable, propose a fire service plan for coping with
some of the conceivable catastrophic effects that UFOs could produce
on cities and densely populated areas.

For readers who already have made up their minds that there is no
such thing as a UFO notwithstanding the overwhelming evidence to the
contrary, it should be pointed out that there is circumstantial
evidence that disastrous effects have already been attributed to UFO
activity in more than one nation, including the United States.

UFOs--WHAT ARE THEY?

William Shakespeare put a fitting observation in the mouth of
Hamlet, the Prince of Denmark, that went like this: "There are more
things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your
philosophy." Whether Hamlet was referring to those strange lights or
objects that appear in the sky or near the ground and have no known
cause, we will never know, but the World Book Encyclopedia defines
such things as UFOs.(37)

Several theories have been propounded as to what they might be.
Some scientists believe that they are of extraterrestrial origin--
coming from other planets. Military officers conjecture that they
might be alien aircraft. Some attribute them all to natural causes,
such as meteors, comets, sun dogs, light reflections, marsh gas, ball
lightning, even though they must admit that scientists cannot explain
all UFO reports in that manner. Still others are inclined to believe
that they may be forms from other dimensions which can materialize
and dematerialize at will perhaps by making a wavelength or frequency
transition so as to become invisible to humans. Some believe they are
time travelers from the future.

UFO CLASSIFICATION SYSTEM

Dr. J. Allen Hynek, Northern University Professor Emeritus of
Astronomy and an advisor to the Air Force's Blue Book Project adopted
a very simple classification system based solely upon the manner of
observation:

1. Nocturnal lights
2. Daylight disks
3. Close encounters (day or night)
4. Radar readings.

He concluded that this system tells us nothing about the nature of
the UFOs, but can suggest a means for gathering data.(38) He found
that while a large number of such reports were readily identifiable
by trained investigators as misconceptions of known objects or
events, a small residue (about 1.000) were not. These came from
credible witnesses from such widely separated places as Canada.
Australia. South America, and Antarctica. He concludes with:
"Although I know of no hypothesis that adequately covers the
mountainous evidence, this should not and must not deter us from
following the advice of Schroedinger: to be curious, capable of being
astonished, and eager to find out."(39) Dr. Hynek has an excellent,
well-illustrated article on UFOs in a 1982 book which gives a
detailed history of the UFO sightings, together with the reports of
some well-known people who made them, including President Jimmy Carter
while governor of Georgia.(40)


SHAPES OF UFOs

Witnesses have described the shapes of UFOs as anything varying
from a sphere to a boomerang. Some have resembled flying saucers with
a lid; others a glowing tube; some as semi-spherical with colored
apertures; some with reddish-orange glows, or fire-like or sparking
discharges. Incredible speed and maneuverabilities not attainable by
aircraft of any kind are commonly observed. Many of the books and
articles in Appendix H have excellent photographs of these
unexplained visitors--photos that have been checked by experts for
their authenticity.

HISTORY OF UFOS

For hundreds of years mysterious objects in the sky and strange
moving lights have been reported by many people, including the
military pilots in World War II who called them foo fighters, ("Where
there's Foo, there's Fire"). In the middle of the 1900s flying
saucers were increasingly observed in the United States and other
countries. Scientists at the University of Colorado hired by the Air
Force from 1966 to 1968 to study this type of aerial phenomena could
explain most of the UFO reports as a star (Venus), meteor, planet,
balloon, rocket, artificial satellite, etc. Sometimes atmospheric
conditions, aircraft exhaust trails, or unusual lighting conditions
may produce optical illusions that observers thought were UFOs. After
investigating more than 12,000 reports, the U.S. Air Force was unable
to explain where the unexplained UFOs come from, but apparently
concluded that the national security was not threatened by them.(41)
The emphasis of the university's team, headed by Edward U. Condon,
seemed to be more concerned with the establishment of the emotional
stability or instability of those who reported the sightings than with
other evidence.

Psychiatrists have examined the witnesses who claimed to have
encountered UFOs and even been taken aboard their craft, such as the
two shipyard workers in Mississippi, and found that they are not
unbalanced people.(42) "They're not crackpots. There was definitely
something here that was not terrestrial."(43) Dr. J. Allen Hynek
agreed, and added. "Where they are coming from and why they are here
is a matter of conjecture. but the fact that they were here on this
planet is beyond a reasonable doubt."(44)

The Air Force. after 20 years of being deluged with UFO sightings
and spending millions of dollars on their investigation, decided to
drop the inquiry business and turned the project over to a
Kensington, Maryland, group called NICAP (National Investigation
Committee on Aerial Phenomena). This left NASA (National Aeronautics
and Space Administration) with part of the task of trying to run UFO
sighting reports, including many by its own Apollo and Skylab
astronauts. By 1974 over a score of astronauts saw and photographed
UFOs during their flights beyond the earth's atmosphere.

Early in the Apollo 11 mission, which culminated in the moon walk,
astronauts Neil Armstrong, Edwin Aldrin, and Michael Collins reported
sightings of what seemed to be a UFO during the first half of their
flight to the lunar surface. There were many more sightings by U.S.
and Soviet Astronauts. On November 11,1966, Gemini XII astronauts Jim
Lovell and Edwin Aldrin said that they saw four UFOs linked together,
and on October 12, 1964, three Russian astronauts aboard Voskod
reported that they were surrounded by a "formation of fast-moving
disc-shaped objects."(45)


UFO ORGANIZATIONS

In addition to NICAP, some of the other organizations that study
UFO phenomena are MUFON (Mutual UFO Networks), CAUS (Citizens Against
UFO Secrecy), GSW (Ground Saucer Watch), CUFOS (the Center for UFO
Studies), and APRO (Aerial Phenomena Research Organization), an
Arizona nonprofit scientific and educational organization, founded in
1952.(46)

WHY THE SECRECY?

In their book UFOs Over America, authors Jim and Carol Lorenzo
charge that the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) has been closely
involved in the collection and suppression of UFO information.
"Witnesses to the phenomena have been bribed, coerced, and threatened
by the CIA, who wanted valuable evidence given to them alone."(47) One
reason given is that military intelligence may view the UFOs as a
tool of either a known or unknown potential enemy. "If these vehicles
prove evasive and surreptitious, all the more reason to suspect
them.... the probability looms large that the minds behind these
vehicles may well be gathering intelligence of their own."(48)

Another reason for secrecy may lie in the hope of obtaining
knowledge relating to advanced propulsion methods and anti-gravity
systems before other potential enemies on earth may acquire it.
Hence, though many nations are secretly investigating UFOs, they are
reluctant to share their findings. Robert Lofton, in his book
Identified Flying Saucers, claims that the Air Force became the
"goat" in the effort of the CIA to debunk many sightings by pilots,
radar technicians and reliable civilian observers. He thinks that the
suppression of information about how dangerous UFOs can be is wrong.
After citing a case where a child was burned over 50 to 60 percent of
her body by a low flying UFO and then taken to an Air Force hospital,
no one would explain why her clothes were not burned at the same
time. He also describes another burn case in New Mexico and another
man who recently received a sledge-hammer like blow that knocked him
unconscious by the force field of a 100-foot diameter UFO. "The public
ought to be told the danger! . . . Nothing helps rumors and panic
more than ignorance."(49)

Major Donald Keyhoe describes in his book "Aliens from Space: The
Real Story of Unidentified Flying Objects", the difficulties he had in
1957 in trying to get the truth from government agencies after he was
director of NICAP, the world's largest UFO research organization with
over 30 subcommittees in the U.S. and abroad.(50)

According to some UFOlogists the attempts at cover-up by the CIA
extend to destruction of evidence that it could not confiscate.
Apparently some of our nation's important leaders have been denied
access to some UFO secrets in the possession of an agency of the
United States, the very existence of which is classified above top
secret.(51) Senator Barry Goldwater, a retired Air Force Reserve
Brigadier General and pilot with many decades of flying experience,
was quoted as saying "I certainly believe in aliens in space. They may
not look like us, but I have very strong feelings that they have
advanced beyond our mental capabilities." He said he was refused
permission to check the Air Force files on UFOs and added, "I think
some highly secret government UFO investigations are going on that we
don't know about--and probably never will unless the Air Force
discloses them."(52) He said that he put faith in the reports of the
Air Force, Navy, and commercial pilots who reported instances where a
UFO would fly near them--right off their plane's wing--and then just
zoom away at incredible speeds. "I remember the case in Georgia in
the 1950s of a National Guard plane going after a UFO and never
returning. And I recall the case in Franklin. Kentucky, when four
military planes investigated a UFO. One of them exploded in midair
and no one knows why."(53)

Unleashed by the policy of Glasnost (greater openness) the Soviet
media felt free to include accounts of UFO sightings. A Tuss report
of October 10, 1989, reported a large shiny ball or disk hovering
over a Voronezh park; residents saw the UFO land and three creatures
similar to human beings emerged, accompanied by a robot.(54)

Apparently the Russians felt no need to suppress this report which
was poked fun at in Newsweek and Time magazines(55) but not in U.S.
News and World Report: "A scant few decades ago, both the U.S.
government and the media treated flying objects as no laughing
matter--which even Congress looked into. In 1966, Representative Ford
responded to a rash of sightings in his home state of Michigan by
calling for, and getting, a House hearing on UFOs."(56)


UFO MISSIONS

Many reasons have been advanced for the purpose of the UFOs visits
to our planet. Although some of the persons who apparently have been
the subjects of genetic investigation, such as the family of Whitley
Streiber may not agree, the majority of those who have studied
possible UFO visitors feel that they are friendly. Mr. Streiber
described his experience as terrifying, and believes that these
"little figures with eyes that seem to stare into the deepest core of
being are asking for something. Whatever it is, it is more than
simple information. The goal does not seem to be a sort of clear and
open exchange that we might expect; whatever may be surfacing, it
wants far more than that. It seems to me that it seeks the very depth
of soul; it seeks communion."(57)

From the thousands of reports he has studied. William Spaulding,
aerospace engineer and head of the Arizona-based Ground Saucer Watch,
believes that a pattern indicates that UFOs are here on a surveillance
mission: the fact that a majority of sightings occur around our
military installations, research and development areas leads to the
conclusion that a methodical study is being made of the earth and its
defensive and offensive capabilities. "The phenomena is not unlike
our own space explorations: scout ship survey: soil samples;
landing."(58)

In his book Incident at Exeter, John Fuller discusses the seeming
affinity of UFOs for electrical power lines in the northeastern part
of the United States. In a later section of this chapter dealing with
the effects of UFOs on our terrestrial activities, we will see how
this affinity may have been responsible for causing 36 million people
to lose power over an area of 8,000 square miles.(59)

Because of our recent adventures into space, there are some who
speculate that UFOs are more concerned with what we will do there than
in settling here. In any event, the Air Force's official publication
(issued by the Government Printing Office 1968) called Flying Objects
says that 'No UFO has been determined to represent a threat to our
national security.' That conclusion, however, should not rule out less
disastrous consequences than the overthrow of our government.

ADVERSE POTENTIAL OF UFOS

Regardless of its past evaluations, the Air Force could be wrong
about a number of things. "It can't even guess within a couple of
billion dollars what one of its planes is going to cost; maybe,
despite the skepticism of the scientists and other investigators, the
UFOs sent from other planets do exist and have visited earth."(60)
And maybe they have exhibited some destructive effects, whether or not
intentionally in every instance, which we need to consider when
drafting a plan for coping with an emergency situation where UFOs are
involved. Some of these documented effects are as follows.

UFO HAZARDS

The two principal hazards noted with relation to UFOs have been
attributed to powerful electrical fields which they can project in a
general or localized area and the psychological effects they have
produced on the general populace or individual contacts.

FORCE FIELD IMPACT

The disruption of air and ground travel has often been reported in
the presence of UFOs. The ignition systems of auto and aircraft
engines have apparently been affected by energized force fields to
such an extent as to stop their operation; the headlights and radios
have also ceased to function. Here are a couple of examples. In
Buenos Aires, on March 29, 1978, "A strange force shut off their
engine and headlights of their Citroen CG, lifted it 15 feet off the
road, then set it down a minute later and 75 miles to the north." The
driver had noticed a yellow and violet light shining in his rear view
mirror while driving the last leg of a long stock car race, and he
realized that it was approaching too fast to be a competitor. A month
later a Colombian bank manager and a navy officer had their car
headlights go off when buzzed by a UFO, with the navy man suffering
temporary paralysis. Other South American countries in which similar
actions were reported around that time included Argentina, Chile,
Peru, and Uruguay.(61)

These effects have also been noted to influence the controls and
instruments of aircraft, e.g., the pilot of a Piper PH-24 reported
that his controls became inoperable when he was approached by three
disk-shaped objects, 10 to 12 feet in diameter, over Mexico City on
May 3,1975.(62) Similar cases have been reported by military pilots,
illustrated by the classic case of the near mid-air collision of an
army helicopter with a UFO on October 18, 1973, over Ohio, where not
only did both the UHF and VHF radio wave- lengths go dead
temporarily, but the downward movement of the helicopter with its
four occupants was levitated upward by a green beam from the UFO in
time to prevent its crash into the ground.(63)

COMMUNICATIONS DISRUPTION

In addition to the impedance of radio transmissions and reception,
such as that described in the preceding incident, telephone
interference has occurred, illustrated by the chagrin of President
Lyndon Johnson in having his conversation from the Texas White House
cut off while talking to assistants in Washington, D.C.(64) The
ability to render inoperable all electronic forms of communications,
including those that control the launching of defense weapons
systems, has been considered within the range of UFO capability.
Whether this could extend to the erasing of recorded computer data
such as bank records, personnel data, FBI, CIA, and NSA files, along
with critical information of every kind, is not beyond the realm of
possibility.


REGIONAL POWER BLACKOUTS

It has long been suspected that UFOs have the capability of
blacking out a city, state, or many states by exerting a force field
sufficient to overload the circuits of public and private utility
installations. "Few things are more disturbing than to be plunged
into pitch darkness without warning; it is dangerous for masses of
people. It paralyzes cities, blocks highways, stops trains, leaves
elevators suspended between floors. In general it simply plays hell
with the modern way of life."(65) You would think that the power
companies would have achieved sufficient reliability in their high
tech systems that a mass failure such as that which blacked out New
York and New England in 1965 would never happen--but it did.
Although, as we have mentioned before, it was known that UFO activity
was associated with disturbances with compasses. instruments,
ignition systems, radios, etc., it was inconceivable that it could
also interfere with generation and distribution of electrical power.
Such a connection was also inferred in November 1953, when a glowing
red object went over a residential area of New Haven, Connecticut,
causing lights to dim out on both sides of the object's path and then
come on when it went out of sight.

Power failures were also reported in association with UFOs in
Brazil in 1957 to l959~ Rome, Italy, in 1958; and Mexico in 1965.
Likewise, in Uberlandia, where the power station operators promptly
closed the circuits when the UFO apparently caused them to open, it
did no good, and they were unable to restore the power until the UFO
departed.

"The Granddaddy of all blackouts to date was the stygian blanket
that fell over 30 million people in the northeastern corner of the
U.S. during the early evening rush hour period on November 9,
1965."(66) Relay services that were supposed to automatically
transfer the load in case of failure in one area to an alternate
source malfunctioned. Military communications relying on public power
without alternate backup systems also failed, but communications were
operable to make a quick public announcement that there was no
military emergency. Though it was largely over by the next morning,
the official explanation about a malfunctioning small device in a
Canadian hydroelectric generating plant never accounted for the
failure of millions of dollars worth of electronic devices to shift
the load when the breakdown occurred.


FIREBALLS OVER SYRACUSE--THE BLACKOUT CONNECTION

Airplane pilots reported that UFOs were being chased across
Pennsylvania about 4:30 P.M., and electronics and construction
engineers who were driving in the area of the Syracuse airport saw
UFOs moving about 5:30 P.M., just prior to the Great Blackout. A
veteran flight instructor who had been flying over Syracuse on a
training flight saw a glowing globe over the power lines leading to
the Niagara Falls generating plant. Hundreds of others saw the
glowing object in the sky on the night of the big power failure.

That was on November 9th. On December 2nd, about 700,000 persons
in Texas, New Mexico, and Mexico also had their power fail. It was
said to have originated in a regular failure in El Paso; then on
December 5th, three nights later. 40,000 homes plus military
installations in the area of East Texas were also blacked out--
overloaded! Missile grounds (White Sands), Fort Bliss, Holloman Air
Force Base, and numerous airports were all blacked out (with no
emergency power backup), and this was when President Johnson's
telephone call to the White House in Washington, D.C. was cut off. In
response to his request for an explanation, President Johnson was told
that his calls were fed into a cable system that went dead when the
surge of power caused by the El Paso regulator blow-up hit it, and
the backup batteries didn't work. Though it may be debatable whether
the above cases of electrical transmission failure were merely
coincidences with UFO activity, an incident on April 18,1962,
involving a UFO that had been tracked from New York, through Kansas
to Eureka, Utah, was well documented. The Air Force spokesman
admitted that the object had landed, and during the 42 minutes that it
was on the ground near the power station there was no power, but it
was restored when the UFO left. The object was pursued by jet
interceptors summoned from Phoenix and Stead Field in Reno until it
exploded over the Mesquite Range in Nevada in a brilliant glare that
was visible over five states.(67)


UFOS--THE PANIC HAZARD

The second major disastrous effect that UFO activity, real or
imagined, can have on the populace, is the creation of fear, panic,
flight, and all kinds of irrational behavior. We have mentioned
already the rather well-documented case of hysterical contagion and
mass hysteria created by War of the Worlds, the radio drama by Orson
Welles about an invasion of Martians. It was broadcast on Halloween
of 1938 during the period of the invasions of Germany into Austria
and Japan into China. "The drama, realistically presented in the form
of news bulletins and interviews concerning an alien spaceship
landing in New Jersey, resulted in many kinds of hysterical actions,
including thousands of panic-stricken phone calls, wildly fleeing
automobiles, and impromptu shot gun brigades."(68)

Though most persons reporting UFOs do not interpret them as
personal threats, it is possible that some of the large volume of
reports may be attributable to hysterical contagion. In any case, one
of the reasons often cited for the tight secrecy on government UFO
research findings is the need to prevent the possible panic that a
revelation of the truth might arouse. Rumors that people were being
abducted, dematerialized, burned, made radioactive, rounded up and
impounded, liquidated with ray guns and lasers or shipped off to Mars
or Venus might well give rise to fear--fear of the unknown. Hysteria
could cause frightened persons to imagine that their water was
poisoned, the air contaminated with undetectable but lethal aerosols
or nerve gases. With hundreds of UFO squadrons zooming across the
landscape from California to New York, Toronto to Mexico City,
communications disrupted, widespread power failures, airports and
railroads paralyzed, highways turned into giant parking lots of
immobilized vehicles full of terrified motorists, the problem of
restoring order and sanity would be a tremendous challenge to all of
the emergency services, assuming their personnel would remain calm,
detached. and able to resist the human impulse to put the safety and
well being of their own families ahead of the public's. To make
matters worse, some of the more excitable gun owners might be tempted
to rush out Rambo fashion, and in utter disregard of the damage that
falling bullets might cause innocent residents below their fallout,
start firing at the evasive objects regardless of the range.

PERSONAL HAZARDS--PHYSIOLOGICAL

The force field effects on the physical environment--
communication, transportation, illumination, and computerized data
storage--have already been considered. We might have added that some
physical effects have been observed at locations where UFOs have
landed-- circular patterns of crops destroyed by heat or radiation
and baking or sterilization of the soil at the site.

On a more practical basis there may be grounds for concern that
more than just the environment can be adversely affected by UFO
actions. While pursuing UFOs, military aircraft have disappeared in
mid-air, exploded, and suffered harassment. Persons on the ground have
sustained serious burns, paralysis, and "blows" from a force field,
radiated emissions, or rays and beams that have been described like
that of a "stun-gun"(69)

In 1980, three witnesses saw a red ball of light hovering above
houses in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, when suddenly a bolt of blue light
shot down and two houses burst into flames.(70) An Indiana man saw a
bright light flash pass his window; the power went off in his house so
he went outside to investigate and found a brilliantly lit object
hovering above him; when he started to walk toward it his body
commenced to tingle and he was unable to move until the object
disappeared. A similar tingling sensation swept over another man in
Lvnn, Massachusetts. one night when he approached a domed object with
a red glowing cone rising from a parking lot. He too was immobile
until the object moved out of sight. Some believe that even animals
may be at risk by UFOs; in trying to account for the death of 15
ponies, the leader of an investigative team believed they were
crushed by the anti-gravity field of a flying saucer as it took
off.(71)

Thus, UFOs may not only have the power to control some of our
military and industrial establishment's highly technical scientific
hardware, they may also possess the ability to impose pain and
control over people who attempt to attack them, even to the extent of
"liquidating" them in one way or another.


UFOS--EMERGENCY ACTION

In view of the fact that many UFOlogists believe that we are fast
approaching a time when overt landings of UFOs will become less
remarkable, and in the absence of our knowing whether their visits
are friendly or hostile, it would not be remiss to give some thought
to the part that fire departments might play in the event of the
unexpected arrival of UFOs in their communities. For example, what
would be your course of action as an incident commander at the scene
of a school ground where a UFO has crashed into the boiler room,
rupturing a fuel line, and ignition has occurred in the spilling oil,
endangering the occupants of the craft who are trapped in the
wreckage? If your rescue attempts are successful, and two of the five
small alien creatures are injured but still alive, how do you dispose
of the dead and treat the survivors? How would the presence of
children on the school grounds affect your actions? What persons and
agencies would be notified?

The authors have never read any advice on these matters. The
following admonition was printed on the inside front jacket of Frank
Edward's book on flying saucers:


WARNING

"Near approaches of UFOs can be harmful to human beings. Do not
stand under a UFO that is hovering at low altitude. Do not touch or
attempt to touch a UFO that has landed. In either case the safe thing
to do is to get away from there very quickly and let the military
take over. There is a possibility of radiation danger and there are
known cases where persons have been burned by rays emanating from
UFOs. Don't take chances with UFOs!"

In view of the federal law (cited earlier) empowering NASA's
administrator to impound, without a hearing, anyone who touches a UFO
or its occupants. it would be inadvisable to make personal contact
unless you are willing to submit to NASA's quarantine requirements,
should the law be invoked.

Besides the possible physical effects of approaching a UFO, e.g..
burns, radiation, etc., there may be psychological effects produced
by force fields that could induce a hypnotic state in the viewer,
loss of consciousness, memory relapse, and submission to the
occupants. Jacques Vallee, author of "The Invisible College" cautions
that we should consider psychic effects, such as space-time
distortions experienced by percipients of craft-like devices which
appear to fade away--dematerialize--and then reappear; of alien,
strange voices or thoughts that may effect involuntary changes in the
manner in which witnesses may react in such circumstances.(72)

Perhaps the above warnings of Edwards and Vallee are a little too
cautious and apprehensive to adopt as a general pattern of conduct in
every situation. In the absence of overt acts indicating hostility,
there may be no danger in approaching a landing (or landed) UFO with
a positive, solicitous attitude of wanting to be of service. This
nonaggressive mental state may be telepathically sensed by those
aboard or emerging from the craft; a form of nonvocal communication
is a possibility. It goes without saying that any display of firearms
or other weapons on your part could be construed as unfriendly and
likely to thwart your intention of conveying a helpful attitude.

In a best case scenario, you may be able to obtain guidance as to
the appropriate actions to take, whether of a life-saving nature,
e.g., in quelling a fire, abating a spill, and of preservation of
property, or even in the reduction of apprehension on the part of
your response team and the spectators.

In a less optimistic scenario, you may have engine trouble upon
approaching the scene, and radio contact could be lost with your
dispatcher. If at night, your headlights could go out, the city could
be blacked out, and your portable generators may malfunction when you
attempt to use them for fans and portable lights. It would certainly
be an inopportune time for your comrades to announce that they had
decided to take their pensions, effective immediately.

In any event, the incident could provide invaluable experience for
further training in coping with rare and difficult emergencies.
Whatever "inside" information you are able to pass along to your
fellow officers and citizens of the world might help to alleviate
unreasonable fear, so that there would be less likelihood that we
would ever again experience the panic and hysteria that was created
by War of the Worlds a half century ago. Truth is the best cure for
the unknown. A list of some of the available books on Unidentified
Flying Objects (UFOs) is found in Appendix H.

CONCLUSION

Some fire chiefs have little confidence in disaster plans,
especially those dealing with UFOs or enemy attack. If you develop a
plan that sets forth your responsibilities, resources, organizations,
supplies information, telephone numbers, and special data that will be
useful in obtaining help and fulfilling your role in disaster control, commit it to an electronic medium, a computer with a capability for continuous updating through modern word processing.
Bring it forth when the need requires. With a good plan, good
leadership, and adequate resources, you may save many lives in any
disaster, including attack from possible enemies.
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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Gollum terrorizes Panama town?



According to the Panamanian news service Telemetro, locals in a Panama town are scared sh**less after a creature they describe as "Gollum" crawled out of a lake and charged at schoolchildren. "The four terrified boys said they hurled rocks at the strange creature to kill it, before throwing its corpse in the water and running away." Actually, they don't sound THAT scared, do they? One of the boys said the five-foot creature emerged from a cave and started scrambling over rocks "as if to attack them".

In a "desperate bid to defend themselves" the four boys hurled rocks at the strange creature to kill it and then threw the body in the water before running away. Their parents returned to the lake the following day — where they discovered the disturbing body washed up on the beach.
Panamanian officials have yet to make any statements regarding their discovery. Quite possibly, their silence is due to the fact that Panama Red is back in town.

Thanks to Jeff Clinton for suggesting this article.
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Monday, October 11, 2010

Alien Lore No. 185 - The Greatest Story Never Told - Roswell and Commander George W. Hoover

By Jack Brummet
Alien Lore & Unexplained Phenomena Editor

[thanks Jeff Clinton for the find]

Commander George W. Hoover, the "grandfather" of satellite technology--a friend and close associate of Dr. Werner von Braun--revealed that the truth about Roswell is a lot weirder, and closer to the accounts long ago dismissed as wack-job conspiracies, than we ever guessed. 

Hoover worked many years with with the U.S. Office of Naval Research, won a bazillion awards and medals, made huge contributions to atmospheric balloon research and to Werner von Braun's Project Orbiter--which led to the launch of Explorer I.   After he retired from the Navy, he worked with NASA and various companies in the military-industrial-space complex. He helped develop the first flight simulators, and was a very accomplished pilot himself.



In the 1950's, Dr. Werner Von Braun said "Everybody talks about satellites, then nobody does anything. George Hoover's contribution should never be forgotten."   The Vice Chief of the Navy, Admiral Harry D. Fel, said praised Hoover's contributions and organizational and logistical  brilliance.

Commander Hoover is seated at the far left at the table

Some UFOlogists believe that Hoover also assisted Fred Durant in the early UFO government study group "The Robertson Panel" as well as other official--both public and secret--UFO studies.



" [Hoover offered] the driving spirit, organizing genius, imagination and foresight which set in motion the mighty effort toward the first man-made earth satellite, man's first step toward space flight."  - Vice Chief of the Navy, Admiral Harry D. Felt
According to Anthony Bragalia, and Aurimas Svitojus, George W. Hoover Jr. recently revealed some remarkable tidbits about his father, including: the fact that Hoover Sr., in his official capacity, learned the real story (if there is one) about the Roswell crash sometime in the 1950s, or even earlier.  He also told his son that he had seen "evidence about the Roswell crash event that convinced him that it was neither a balloon nor a hoax."  Hoover, Sr., however would not go beyond that, and offered no further details.  George Hoover also says his dad had "both a personal and professional interest in UFOs." 

George Hoover Jr. says that his father spoke numerous times of the Roswell crash during the 1960s. Remember, this was well before the explosion of UFOlogy/coverups/conspiracies in the mainstream media in the 80's.  In the 50's and 60's, it was rarely spoken of, and UFOs and Alien Lore were not a part of pop culture, or the American psyche in general. 


An article by Anthiony Bragalia says there may be evidence that Hoover assisted Fred Durant of the early UFO government study group "The Robertson Panel" as well as on other official UFO studies.
 

In 1995 George W. Hoover Sr. left his papers with an associate of the History Channel. Some of Hoover's hints about Roswell that he had made to his own son were later corroborated in private, off-the-record conversations that Commander Hoover had with researcher Dr. William J. Birnes.

Commander George Hoover finally revealed what he really knew about Roswell. He explained the truth, or at least whatever version of the truth he had learned about decades ago.  According to more than one source, that truth was mainly the following:

  • UFOs are not the "biggest secret" the government has been sitting on--it is the entities behind them (or, as wel prefer to call them, The Greys, that are of most concern
  • Roswell was  a crash event of "visitors from somewhere else"
  • The Greys were "not so much interplanetary as much as they were...time travelers." They visitors had transcended time!
  • The visitors are clearly "from the future." There is reason to believe that they may even be "us" from a future Earth, and are not actually visiting, but Coming Home.
  • These "future humans" have the ability to "manipulate reality around us."
  • The government feared the intentions and abilities of the "visitors."  Wouldn't you?
  • These visitors are able to use the power of consciousness in extraordinary ways to morph reality.
  • And, maybe the best, or, most hopeful part:  human beings are far more powerful in potential than we ever dreamed. We can't yet even comprehend our amazing future capabilities.
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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Alien Lore No. 146 - The 2006 Australian UFO Wave


a still from the last clip in the film/video - click to enlarge

This is a great compilation of the "2006 Australian UFO Wave" -- a massive UFO hoax created by Christopher Kenworthy. Make sure to watch the entire video--the giveaway comes in the very last two videoclips. Thanks to Jeff Clinton, once again, for feeding into our Alien Lore series.

Kenworthy writes: "All the clips from my UFO hoax project, which have been viewed by over 8 million people." While the hoax project was underway many UFO researchers and others wrote to say they were convinced. Kenworthy says about the project: "Between June and mid-August 2006 thirty-one clips of UFOs were created. The UFO videos were distributed over the Internet via websites and video podcasts."

"The project was hugely successful, being viewed by many millions of people. Very few people suspected that the clips were manufactured. Gradually, the level of plausibility was reduced, but only when the last two clips were uploaded did a large number of people get suspicious. "

"It's also worth noting that two of the UFO clips we distributed were quite genuine - and no researcher was able to pick which two they were.I wanted to give people a taste of the drama and excitement of a UFO Close Encounter, creating a genuine sense of wonder." (See http://www.christopherkenworthy.com/ for further details on this fascinating project).




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Sunday, March 09, 2008

Alien Lore. No.125 : The Wow Signal

Thanks to Jeff Clinton for pointing this one out. I'd heard of the Wow signal, but never read about it.






The Wow! signal was a narrowband (and surprisingly robust) radio signal detected by Dr. Jerry R. Ehman on August 15, 1977 while working on a SETI project at the Big Ear radio telescope of Ohio State University. The signal bore expected hallmarks of potential non-terrestrial and non-solar system origin. It lasted for 72 seconds.

The Wow signal has often been considered the most promising, or the most likely, signal SETI has studied to date.

Dr. Ehman circled the signal on the computer printout and wrote the comment "Wow!" on its side. . .ergo the name by which it is still known.
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Monday, August 08, 2011

Etymology Lesson: "Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass"

By Jack Brummet, Technology Editor
[thanks to Jeff Clinton for the news tip!]

The Tobacco Smoke Enema seems to have had some popularity in the mid to late eighteenth century.  It's hard to source this one because dozens of websites and blogs use the same exact wording:

"The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blow smoke up one’s ass.” 

The Wikipedia claims a book by Eric Burns, The Smoke of the Gods as the source of the quote and photographs, however that book doesn't actually say that this contraption led to the phrase. That book says "To blow smoke up one's ass. Today it means to compliment in a crude and obvious manner; in the past it meant to cure in a manner even more crude." 

A simpler, more portable device: A: Pig's bladder; F-G: Smoking pipe; D: Mouthpiece to which the pipe is attached; E: Tap; K: Cone for rectal insertion. Medical monograph of 1773. Reproduced in The History of Cardiothoracic Surgery from Early Times

The Tobacco Smoke Enema was just another of the many hundreds of quack medical devices contrived over the years, often involving magnetics, the healing properties of copper, machines to jiggle pounds off, all of which ended up being just about as effective as blood-letting.    There days all our miracle cures are not mechanical, but pharmaceutical.

This image (or other media file) is in the public domain because its copyright has expired.

Cassell's Dictionary of Slang claims that "to blow smoke" as an older phrase, from the mid-19th Century or later, and the phrase "to blow smoke up someone's ass" dates from the 1950s and is a modern addition to the older phrase.  A related (and great) phrase, is used less commonly: "blowing sunshine up your skirt."
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Friday, February 08, 2013

The etymology of "blowing smoke up your a**"

By Jack Brummet, Technology Editor


[thanks to Jeff Clinton for the news tip!]



The Tobacco Smoke Enema seems to have had some popularity in the mid to late eighteenth century.  It's hard to source this one because dozens of websites and blogs use the same exact wording:

"The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blow smoke up one’s ass.” 

The Wikipedia claims a book by Eric Burns, The Smoke of the Gods as the source of the quote and photographs, however that book doesn't actually say that this contraption led to the phrase. That book says "To blow smoke up one's ass. Today it means to compliment in a crude and obvious manner; in the past it meant to cure in a manner even more crude." 

A simpler, more portable device: A: Pig's bladder; F-G: Smoking pipe; D: Mouthpiece to which the pipe is attached; E: Tap; K: Cone for rectal insertion. Medical monograph of 1773. Reproduced in The History of Cardiothoracic Surgery from Early Times

The Tobacco Smoke Enema was just another of the many hundreds of quack medical devices contrived over the years, often involving magnetics, the healing properties of copper, machines to jiggle pounds off, all of which ended up being just about as effective as blood-letting.    These days, our miracle cures tend to be not mechanical, but pharmaceutical.

This image (or other media file) is in the public domain because its copyright has expired.

Cassell's Dictionary of Slang claims that "to blow smoke" as an older phrase, from the mid-19th Century or later, and the phrase "to blow smoke up someone's ass" dates from the 1950s and is a modern addition to the older phrase.  A related (and great) phrase, is used less commonly: "blowing sunshine up your skirt."
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Friday, July 09, 2010

Alien Lore. No. 174 - Happy Belated UFO Day a) "Proof" that aliens do exist, that we met them on the moon, and how they asked us not to return, and b) The New York Times reports no one seems to really care much anymore about UFO sightings


First,  happy and belated UFO Day. UFO Day inspired John Schwartz to publish an article on the decline of  UFO sightings (Out of This World, Out of Our Minds).  The New York Times printed the article last weekend.

Contrary to popular alien lore, NASA did go to the moon, but were told to never come back. Thanks to Jeff Clinton for pointing out this video, which, naturally, delves deeply into conspiracy and cover-up theories.
"...sightings rarely capture the popular imagination. Now that cellphone cameras are all but ubiquitous, there isn’t a moment that can’t be snapped — so if the truth really were out there, we’d see it. And we haven’t."





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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

"Heil honey, I'm home!"--a twisted TV pilot

By Jack Brummet, SitCom Editor

[Thanks to Jeff Clinton for passing this along]

Hitler stars in a very strange and twisted TV pilot from 1990.  Sort of "holocaust meets the Honeymooners."  It's hardly a wonder this show did not get past its pilot episode.

"The setup is both simple and totally insane. Adolf Hitler stands in for Ralph Kramden, with his trusty wife Eva Braun going bam-zoom right to Berlin. His day-to-day consists of being Chancellor of Germany's National Socialist party and hiding his plans for global domination from the Allied forces. Across the hall, two Jewish tenants, Arny and Rosa Goldenstein, Hitler’s the nosy, overbearing neighbors, make the Führer’s life a living hell." (From Splitsider.com).


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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Popular Science's Vision of the Future (1950) as envisioned in 1925

By Jack Brummet
Near Future Editor


[Thanks to Jeff Clinton for pointing this out...]


This [now] public domain image was published on the cover of "Popular Science Monthly in 1925.  It depicts the city of the future, the future they refer to happens in 1950.  It's pretty interesting to see the few things that have actually panned out, and the many that have not sixty years after their vision of the future occurs.


click to enlarge
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